The near future.
Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.
Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough into the future to be noticeably different from the present, but not far enough to be unrecognizable from the present.
Can also be "twenty minutes into the future", "five minutes into the future", and so forth. In this context, "two weeks" (or "twenty minutes" or "five minutes") is exagerrated the same way "that is so five minutes ago" is an exaggerated way of saying something is days or weeks out of date, or "this is taking all day" is an exaggerated way of saying something is taking too long.
"I just read a really good science fiction novel. You should check it out if you're into that sort of thing."
"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"
"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
"Is it really futuristic, like Star Wars? With flying cars and ships and laser guns and laser swords? That kind of stuff?"
"No, it's more of a 'two weeks into the future' sort of thing."
by Richard Phillips February 15, 2006
Get the two weeks into the futuremug. What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.
Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.
by MoonShark July 21, 2016
Get the One Week Anniversarymug. The name of a song by a rap artist who was probably arrested 'bout a week ago'. Usually used by teens at shitty times to be funny.
by Urban Noledge November 6, 2014
Get the Bout a week agomug. A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), email, or other publicly visible area regarding one's feelings regarding a particular Day of the Week. Generally, the State of the Week Address is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with a particular stage of the workweek.
See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report
See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report
Examples of State of the Week Addresses include, but are not limited to:
• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”
• “Is it Friday yet?”
• “Happy Hump Day!”
• “TGIF!”
• “Looking forward to the weekend”
• “One more day to go!”
• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”
• “Is it Friday yet?”
• “Happy Hump Day!”
• “TGIF!”
• “Looking forward to the weekend”
• “One more day to go!”
by Hellion Lola October 1, 2009
Get the State of the Week Addressmug. Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.
by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010
Get the freshers week rashmug. A week of school, usually High school, where teenagers go around slapping each others butts for the fun of it. Common for a guy to slap a girl's ass, a girl to slap a guy's, or two female friends to slap each other, but is usually taboo for two guys to do so. Normally occurs on Fridays and the message is often passed through a forwarded text.Usually on the last week of March. March 25-29, 2019
FWD: Fwd: Friday is Slap ass week! forward to all members of *name random high or middle school* in your contact list!
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school
#slap-ass#ass#slap#grab-ass#grab#butt#friday#chain text#school
by MYNAMEJEW March 23, 2019
Get the Slap Ass Weekmug. During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 1, 2010
Get the dead meat weekmug.