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Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing
I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.
by mcornett14 October 16, 2009
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opposum

the opposum is homosexual
by balls696969696969 August 13, 2011
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Oppenheim, Ny

A village with a very weird name. Most likely a cult but we’ll never know due to the fact residents there partake in the annual Cousin-Dick Sucking Competition that takes place once a year and Up The Ass Day, where you can stick just about anything up there.
Oppenheim, Ny sounds like a nice place to live!
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 14, 2021
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Opposeaphobe

Irrational fear of, or discrimination against those with opposing or different beliefs/opinions than your own.
"She falsely accused me of being a homophobe and a transphobe just simply for disagreeing with their beliefs, I then let her know she was being an opposeaphobe, and that I do not discriminate against homosexuals, or transgenders, I just simply have different beliefs than them, and she shouldn't be demonizing me on false accusations."
by RLS97 July 18, 2022
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peppermint oppression

The bigoted act of having homosexual sex with another man for the sole purpose of ending coitus with sperm to the face and a punch to the nose.

The act is rooted in shame and self loathing.
I cant believe my night ended with a peppermint oppression. Who gives a rim job to someone before doing that?

Marcus Bachmann gave me a peppermint oppression.
by Turd Crapley December 11, 2013
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opportunity cost disaster

Opportunity cost disater or OCD is when the opportunity cost of the strategy that is choosen is greater in extent than a certified disaster would be. In many cased net loss of opportunity is huge, way beyond what occurs in a normal disaster.

Even when things are great and everyone is happy with the chosen alternative like some people are with urban sprawl, the lost opportunity of the strategy can be so large that it equals or surpassses a legally defined disaster or disaster area.
The Iraq war is an opportunity cost disaster. There are a lot of bad ideas out there but these guys put a lot of thought into making it this bad. I can't think of much worse of an alternative, but I am sure they will, as it is getting worse all the time.

Some people living in this urban sprawl think they are in paradise but this is a total opportunity cost disaster. A hurricane wipes out the crops but sprawl eventually wipes out the farm houses and crop land, covers the best soil, eliminates the ecology and native plants and animals, and put's it in a tomb of concrete and asphalt. You can everywhere but it will cost 10 dollars in gas there is no there there.
by mlhiss March 28, 2008
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OPPT

Optimus Prime Pooping Time. This is when you feel a great poop coming on. You're in a great location for the poop, and you can tell that it's going to be a good, clean poop.
Michelle: When are you coming over?

Dillon: After my OPPT!

Michelle: Sounds great, see you then!
by Michelleio/Meech/SAVAGE March 14, 2011
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