Suck my ass

To have sex with a homo

My mom have suck my ass

by Fggfddsserrgbbnhh6556 November 11, 2019

Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity

“Hey how was your weekend”
“Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”

by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019

Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.

My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"

by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025

My ass

THE THICKEST THING IN THE WORLD... "My ass" (jk im flatter than paper) 😔✌️

person: whAt is 1+1?

person: mY aSs
person: wHaT aSs
person: ö

by youcantwerkwhileinasplit November 3, 2019

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.

White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

My Ass

Realy u moron,Why do u seach my ass?

Random guy:Im going to kick ya ass back

to china!!!!!
Bruhdude: no plz not my ass

by BRUHDUDE555 January 5, 2017