by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019
Get the Abe in my assmug. "Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. “I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
by Nunya09 January 29, 2023
Get the “I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”mug. by Deadpool360990 May 28, 2018
Get the Suck my assmug. Means you are annoying/You hated me and now my ass is bigger than yours and I have glowed up(sentence NOT meant to insult any Sallies I needed a name for example)
by TheSpicyBisexualRavenclaw November 1, 2020
Get the Look at my assmug. kayden: oh no! there’s niggers in my ass!
niggers: stop crying and take this shit nigga (clap clap clap gulp gulp gulp) kayden that shi so fat white boy i see the ocean in that ass
niggers: stop crying and take this shit nigga (clap clap clap gulp gulp gulp) kayden that shi so fat white boy i see the ocean in that ass
by G6$niper864 December 20, 2023
Get the niggers in my assmug. by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022
Get the My assmug.