thanks af

"thanks af" or "tanks af" (short for: Thanks as fuck)
A way of exaggerating your appreciation towards something. Technically not grammatically correct, but PTG is 2 cool 4 school so he doesn't give a shit.

Person 1: "You can use the built-in Windows blue light filter."
Person 2: " Oh, thanks af!

by Ordeal August 29, 2024

Thankful

What am I thankful for... Hmm...

Hym "I'm thankful foooooooooooor... My shear existential superiority to all others... A level of world changing brilliance that no man (or woman) with ever surpass... That no one can escape death... That God was both stupid and arrogant enough to create the impetus for it's own destruction and brazen enough to slight me specifically that I may kill it myself... Ummm... Meat. Cows taste good... Anime and Video-games and television/cinema are really reality's only redeeming quality... So those too... Carbonated beverages... And coffee... Aaaaaand... The signed portal gun Dan is totally going to give me. BOTH SIGNATURES DAN! Uuuuummm... That is all."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

thanks a lot rachel

A stupid video in which a random girl "thanks" her friend or sister for her iPad not charging.

"Thanks a lot Rachel! Thanks to you, my chargers not charging..."*

Imagine in a bri'ish accent.

by S302304 November 23, 2021

Thank

Thank is a swear that is commonly used in schools, business and even at home. The word you is usually after the word thank.
This is the ONLY swear that you won’t get scolded after you say it.

Thank you for ripping my homework.
Thank your dear life.

by The Hilarious Anonymous Guy March 6, 2023

a Brandy thank you

To compensate a male for a kind act with oral sex.

When her car broke down on the way home, a guy stopped and gave her a jump. Brandy thanked him with a blowjob.

I didn't have any money to tip the driver and he was cute enough so I gave him a Brandy thank you.

by Lauram_Ipsum November 21, 2024

thank you

THANK YOU THATS JUST WHAT I NEEDE TO BUS CAUSE IM BUSSING IM BUSSING OHHHH AHHHH

THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME BUS

by IM BATU KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN July 7, 2023

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022