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Fap Snap

An animated, ephemeral version of a dick pick, often shared through the popular Snapchat social platform.
"Hey, I think you're very attractive, here's a fap snap!"
by Monsieur S March 17, 2016
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Fap Aficionado

Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment.

Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance.

The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!).

To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand.

But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut.

With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.
Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are!

Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this.
by THE_00F_MAN November 18, 2019
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Fapping Designer

Someone who faps whilst designing

Dude 1: Joshs dad is a fapping designer
Dude 2: WTF is that???
Dude 1: Its when you masturbate when you design stuff
Dude 2: Cool I want to be a fapping designer
Its when you fap whilst designing

Its a Fapping Designer
by Finnbbaz March 24, 2018
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coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.
Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!
by Trollalalala December 28, 2017
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Vent fap

This is a type of vent you do in a form of masturbating.
Man, I just got dumped... I need to vent fap to it off my mind.
by Sinir June 1, 2020
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Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.
Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...
by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020
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Acoustic Fap

When there's a power outage, but you printed out a bunch of nudes that you keep in a binder under your desk.

See also: Jerk-off unplugged
During Hurricane Sandy, I had a number of acoustic faps.
by Maxil April 4, 2017
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