Headed-nowhere

When you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it's going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.

Jroc: How long have you and ashley been going out?

Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.

Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.

by mophead1 July 18, 2010

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The Netherly Guarantee

A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.

The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it

by Choppz13 August 18, 2012

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belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.

by MBison October 25, 2017

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the northern parts

"The northern parts" is another name for the UK, because when you a somebody from there where they live, they'll respond, "I live in the northern parts". There is also the "southern parts".

Guy1: Yo crine, where are you from?
Guy2: I think he's from the the northern parts.
Crine: How did you know Guy2?

by oblockshooter November 11, 2018

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