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A guarantee of something that is inevitable and a surprise to absolutely nobody. This was created by William "Skeet Murder" Netherly as a way to seem intelligent and make people think he has the inside track on something.
The sun is going to come out tomorrow, and I put The Netherly Guarantee on it
by Choppz13 August 18, 2012
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