michio

absolutely NOT fluffy and cute

he is a wonderful man full of creativity and usually has 3 really awesome friends.

his friends and himself ars kinda dirty however really funny. he has met one good friend who is really good at drawing.

both him and his friends have something that their really good at but a michio is most commonly known as an expert at skiing

oh my is he a Michio

by im NOT fluffy and CUTE!!! November 18, 2020

Candy Munchin

Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.

Cait: I'm feeling pretty good after last night
Katrina: Hell nooo, I'm straight candy munchin

by usaf8363 January 15, 2011

Cock Munching

when ur penis is in someones mouth all the time

why are u cock munching me bro

by JahBandzz March 7, 2019

After-Midnight Munchies

The insane hunger that starts to creep up on you the longer you stay up after midnight. By the time it gets to 3, maybe 4am, you're completely ravenous.

Kayla and I decided to pull an all-nighter, but her mom caught us grabbing snacks at 2am and told us to go to bed. Damn After-Midnight Munchies!

by PracticeSafeLunch August 6, 2010

Carpet Munching

A lesbian, meaning one who enjoys licking or mouthing another female's pubic area (hence, "carpet").

God, Bridget is hot. But it turns out she's just a carpet munching lesbian. No fuck for me!

by Winston Smith May 13, 2005

Michigan Kurplunk

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008

muchies

Exagerrating the word much to give it a stronger meaning.

I love you so muchies!

by NicholleElliott December 16, 2007