I'M A UNICORN, MORTY

That moment when Rick turns himself into a unicorn.

"Morty, i'm a unicorn, Morty! I'm no longer a pickle! I'm unicorn Rick!"

by damp taco September 28, 2017

moty

A beast, a beast of the jungle. Usually has long hair, hacks. Hacks with JAF, and some poof called Leptest. :-D Whoever that is. He licks crackwhores for money. And also has a nice cleavage. :-P

mmmm

moty moty moty
...
leppy leppy leppy
...
moty moty moty

by B00 J00 May 14, 2003

monty python

over rated, out dated, british comedy troupe from the 70's. Funny for a while, then fizzes with age.

works under pretense of intelectualism that dazzles pretentious college/high school kids who think they're smart when they get some of the jokes.

monty python is for pretentious kids who think they're smart.

by slddsldk January 15, 2005

Mottamatwa

N. Someone who is a duck murderer, or just a bird murderer in general.

I looked as the ducks were being killed one by one by the awful mottamatwa .

by Heather the Abstrusity December 22, 2004

Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

Rick and morty

It´s edgy futurama but with no good jokes.

person 1: Do you watch Rick and Morty?
person 2: No it´s like edgy futurama but with no good jokes .

by FRENKI8 August 8, 2018

mattypoop

a short little boy
who i've been taller
than for the last 1O
years of both of our
lives. he's also my
best friend since like.
kindergarden (= be jealous.

omggggg mattypoop (= you shorty!

by kaysea December 15, 2008