Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.
I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.
by whcgonzo November 06, 2012
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God morning

Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
by Suawd December 06, 2021
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Morning Gravy

After eating a healthy dose of Indian food usually involving a Vindaloo. The deposit left in the lavatory the morning after is morning gravy.
by PadgfrflaPds May 08, 2017
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Morning Zombie

The first thirty minutes of waking up which requires: NO TALKING, NO HONEY-DO LIST, and A CUP OF COFFEE. If these things are not given, the person will experience bitchiness syndrome.
I'm a Morning Zombie when I wake up, so be careful.
by Maxwell Harper August 02, 2016
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Showgirl Morning

An inability to commit to any engagement* earlier than mid afternoon due to grooming** requirements, preferably rising*** after 8-10 hours sleep. May involve a work of shame.

A Showgirl Morning includes adhering to a glamorous hair and makeup routine.

*Engagements frequently involve burlesque, socializing and dancing at vintage inspired events.

**Frequently involves 2 hour transformation including but not limited to wet setting hair, applying false lashes and red lipstick.

***May rise post sunset as determined by prior social activities and beauty sleep requirements of the individual.
See you at 2pm darling, Im 'having a showgirl morning....
by Eva Gardenia November 15, 2018
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morning porridge

The act of giving oral sex to a woman after a long session of vaginal intercourse, so that you get a mouthful of delicious oaty goodness.
"Man, you've got something on your collar there."

"Oh, sorry, I must have spilled some of my morning porridge"

"Oh dude, Nice

*high five*
by EmotionalSpork December 08, 2017
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