MOOK

a creature, The retard next door who walks around the block thinking that he is finding a job. they are middle aged hunched over and full-blown retard. lives in south bend.

this mook is a fucking retard.
look at the fucking mook. worse than a black.

by M.MER October 21, 2011

Mook

A tool possibly the biggest tool on earth, he's really cocky and likes to flirt with girls. Also likes to eat out Chris Sandoval's butthole.

Jimmy: Wow that kids flirting with my girlfriend!

Timmy: I know hes a total mook!

by Thecoon6969 November 1, 2011

Mook

a person who is never satisfied with his surroundings.

A wild mook has appeared!

wow nicks being such a mook today..

those distant mooki sure are magnificent.

nick

by Margret Hetchen January 2, 2012

Mook

The go-to guy for duties and jobs others don't want to do, say on a desert island. The tribal name given to the man too cool to be weighed down by the common man's definition of 'Mook'.

"Have you finished your Mook-ing duties?

"Now you're Mooking!"

by Antaeus1993 June 28, 2012

Mook head

This is the term used to describe your average everyday run of the mill degenerate.

And too your left Billy, you can see Cindy over there, that ugly mook head.

by Ldellbaby May 4, 2014

Mook

A person who drinks up all your juice

Chile im boutta hide this Simply orange juice with banana cause that mook finna come over.

by Zda February 21, 2015

Mookbag

someone who is a mix of a Mook and a Scumbag. The best way to describe them overall is they just don't act right. they're loud, obnoxious, off setting, they constantly break the law, they harrass or pick fights with anyone who rejects them in anyway including defriending them on facebook. or anyone who expresses that they don't like the guy or hate him somehow. like Scumbags they hang around a ton of low level or wannabee thugs. the rest of the characteristics they have are various mixed percentage of scumbag as well as mook traits.

GG Allin, Slim Shady,Mookbag

by OP SRPNT's Lord Sykocutioner March 20, 2015