Net Bruh Moment

The sum of all bruh moments in a given situation.

Yesterday when I was taking a dump in my aunts toilet while my girlfriend was watching, that was a huge net bruh moment

by Supakicka March 28, 2019

finger thru the toilet paper moment

a sinking realization that you've just fucked up and it's too late to do anything about it

this afternoon i had a "finger thru the toilet paper moment" when i blurted out bob's girlfriend's name in front of his wife.

by banjobill January 9, 2009

Jade moment

A Jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because nobody else found it funny.

Named after Jade Holden of Alcalali/Manchester.
Named by her friend Becky.

Person 1: CAT AIDS!!
Everyone else: -Silence-
Person 2: Jade moment!

by PleaseDontHurtMeJade May 11, 2008

Esther Moment

similar to a blonde moment, when esther does something that makes you fall out of your chair laughing

"wow that was an esther moment" the boy said through a laughing fit

by bodin December 16, 2007

big lipped alligator moment

A random moment in a film that is obscure and utterly irrevalant towards the film's plot, serving no purpose and is never mentioned by characters after.

In 'All dogs go to heaven' a'big lipped alligator moment' has a random musical number
In 'Willy Wonka' The creep-ass boat ride scene with Wonka's 'poem'
The pink elephants in Dumbo

by No-paint scientist February 4, 2009

Certified Bruh Moment

The worst bruh moment in ever existence. once used you can never live down the dumb shit you just did.

person 1 Bro! i swear i didn't just drop all of the groceries and ruined them

Chad By the power of the bruh gods you are officially awarded the Certified Bruh Moment for your dumbassery

by KappaClown September 19, 2019

kodak moment

When your industry or business gets changed on its head because you didn't see or act in time to the changes coming (Kodak didn't react in time for digital cameras; and bang, went broke)

The business owner of a DVD rental shop (ie video store) had a kodak moment the minute Netflix came to town

by goatman99 September 1, 2017