A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."
Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster April 13, 2011
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Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Function: noun
1 : A woman who, after checking her out from one side looks hot, but when she turns around is seriously busted.
Guy 1: Yo, that chick over there in the tight jeans is bangin'. I would totally mow that ass."
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
Guy 2: Dude, she's a frosted mini wheat. Wait 'till she turns around.
Girl in tight jeans: (turns around)
Guy 2: Oh shit! (nearly pukes.)
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The Mini Cagon( Not to be mistaken for a Half cat half wagon) is a crazy creature. It is half cat, half dragon. The mini cagon often dreams of what it would be like to be completely dragon, and if often considered crazy people. They are dangerous and roar if angered. Please people, stay away from Mini Cagons. Sure, they're fun sized, but don't let it trick you. Looks can be deceiving. They often appear to be humans at a glance. STAY AWAY. Not to be mistaken for it's ancestor the cagon
Ex: Josh: Danielle dreamed she was a dragon last night! She even growled at me today!
Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...
Jeremy: She's a Mini Cagon dude! I knew it bro! All that danger in a fun size. Scary stuff...
by CagonPhobic May 19, 2009
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dude you totally have two innies, your belly button and your mini monkey cock. -9th grader in boys shower
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You may say that he is Tini-mini-fuf.
Small person in behavior.Relats to minor things,not so important.
Small person in behavior.Relats to minor things,not so important.
by shi.ouz August 27, 2005
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