middle school boys

A guy from age 11-14 in the grades 6-8 of the school institution
99% of the time they’re big fat ugly annoying crooked teeth discord mods that look like deranged horses and think that they’re the shit. they’re so confident when they have nothing to be confident of… usually they have a buzzcut, the ice cream cut, or a side part. they have a new middle school gf every week and schedule times to kiss. they’re always so ANNOYING. you can’t even begin to explain how annoying they are even tho they’re the ugliest creatures that look like they snuck into earth they’ll always find something to make fun of you with for the next three years

Person: breathes
Middle school boy: *snorts* Ayo is that moaning i hear? *moans* yo yo i swear i’m not sus bro i’m from the hood bro
Person 2: Don’t you live in a gated neighborhood?
Person 1: middle school boys… *dies of cringe and how ugly his face is*

by cutenorthafricangirlDAMN July 13, 2023

Middle Seat

When a man or woman sits between the laps of two men and inserts both penises into their anus or vagina.

The Middle Seat is a really difficult position to get into.

by TheInformerofAll February 18, 2011

middle village

a town that has white people trying to act black at juniper park. slowly, black kids are entering. you will most likely get jumped by gangs. little middle school kids smoke shit at the track and the hockey rink because they think they're cool. they ride their little tricycles and call themselves bike life. they wheelie with their training wheels and post all over the gram. olh and margaret's are shitty schools that are so called "good" but the kids are all depressed because their teachers suck. don't buy a house and start a family in middle village or "mv" or "murderville"

hey let's go hang in middle village

yaa bro let's go to juni and wheelie!!1!1!1!1

by natalie posjsowa April 14, 2017

middle aged

i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.

ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)

The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.

My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...

by An English Major February 18, 2012

Middle Class Nightmare

When a middle class person thinks something is a major problem and is the worst thing ever to happen, when in reality it's them complaining over something stupid and normal people has far worse problems.

Person One: "The BMW car that daddy bought me wasn't working today, so I had to get on the packed bus that was 5 minutes late!"
Person Two: "Middle Class nightmare!"

by WCH January 14, 2011

middle passaging

When a black female allows a white male to strip her naked and tie both her arms and legs to bed posts, under the assumption kinky sex will soon follow. But, once the Congonese temptress is suitably restrained, her white partner instead elects to drop a heinous load of excrement on her chest. After which, he refrains from untying her for a minimum of 24 hours. Effectively forcing her to both live and sleep in a bothersome mixture of foreign and domestic filth. And allowing her a small taste of the conditions her ancestors experienced many years ago on the middle passage from Africa to the New World.

Went to an Alpha Kappa Alpha date party down at LSU last weekend. Ended up middle passaging their president.

by ticklemytenders90210 August 9, 2012

Middle Eastern Mohawk

The pubic hair that grows in between your balls and bum hole.

The ladies like to caress my Middle Eastern Mohawk

by Frankenstein’s Dongle June 27, 2019