mental runt

N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.

mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.

by webs71 February 1, 2007

mental masturbation

To perform some activity, typically IT related, where performing the activity gives the performer almost sexual pleasure while doing it, yet nothing of any value or lasting value is produced. Mental masturbation is reasonably acceptable in the privacy of the performer's home, but not on their employer's time. Mental masturbation may be the reason for overly complicated and hard to understand solutions being implemented in one company, despite simpler and more commonly understood solutions being used at a number of other companies in the same industry.

To workmate, on Monday morning, "Guess what I did over the weekend! I rewrote Linux in FORTAN! Cool huh!"
Workmate, unimpressed, "That sounds like mental masturbation to me."

by Shylock Merchant September 22, 2008

Mentally Constipated

-the feeling of being over-bloated.
-almost at the point of puking.
-being really full

I am mentally constipated.

by TheConstipationExpert February 21, 2011

prep mentality

The way preps think. It says, "I'm better than you, and I don't care about you or what you have to say. So shut up." Most people don't even notice they have aquired a prep mentality, and it is most often seen as bitchiness. It's the prep mentality - not the way some one dresses - that makes someone preppy and/or a prep.

It's not that I hate preps, or think they're bad people, but it's the prep mentality that make me mad.

by WhatareyouTALKINGabout March 4, 2010

Its Mental

A term to decribe something of utter disbelief

James: Bloody hell, that kid is amazingly fat

Andrew: Wow, Its Mental!

by moffythementalcase February 28, 2008

mental porn

the act of thinking pornographic thoughts

After watching so much lesbian porn Sally has having mental porn about every girl at the office.

by shindi April 29, 2008

Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022