The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Ham,banana,hollandaise meal

Was created in Yulee, by in the 1750s by Bryan jeffers great great great grandfather
-Yu gon eat dinner?

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Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.
She's a french fry short of a Happy Meal, cause when the Special Olympics are on, she thinks it's her birthday.
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A meal so big, you're going to need a closer to finish it (or a doggie bag).
The chicken fried steak at the Seaside Diner is a real Mariano Rivera meal.
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when you eat out a handicapped chick who is in a wheelchair
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Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.
I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.
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i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean
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The world: the world may never know
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