magical dancing eye

this is a mythical condition affecting only those with the ability to bull-shit. This is sometimes brought on by a severe portion of bull-shit brew. It means when ones eye simply cannot keep still, it continues to move around as if by magic, hence the name. This also aids the keeper of the magic dancing eye to hypnotise and lure mmmmmen back to shag-pads for lattes. These dancing eye goddesses are also sometimes referred to ladies in the street but freaks in the bed.

Mmmmman 1: Hey, is she looking at you or me?
Mmmmman 2: Neither, i think you'll find that's a magical dancing eye goddess... i must be with her now!

by Beefcheese-Buggeroff April 10, 2009

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Magic Merlin

A heroic act or miracle that's usually unexplainable or thought impossible. It always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.

Guy: "Sorry, honey. The parties off."
Lady: "But you said you would throw me a baby shower!"
Guy: "Sorry, it just didn't work out"
Guy's friend: "Dude, don't worry, it's on. I pulled a magic merlin."
Guy: "Thank god!"

by memnon0288 June 3, 2009

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magic finger disease

A "disease" that a male has, where he is very talented with his fingers on a girls body.( Especially in the area down below) 2. One who can turn a girl on very easily.

The boy I was with last night must have had the magic finger disease! He really turned me on with those magical fingers!

by thrustinjustin October 13, 2010

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