The Monster mash

When a person has a bowel movement while showering and proceeds to force it down the drain with his/her foot.

I could tell from her glistening brown toes that Ethel had done the monster mash this morning.

by Stinner July 6, 2018

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mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

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Mashing Taters

The male to male scissor

I walked in on 2 guys mashing taters.

by Thomas Oslanski March 28, 2024

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mash

The act of getting absolutely innebriated, also known as binge drinking.

"what are you doing tonight?"
"Oh not much, buncha people gettin together to mash at my place, you comin?"

"why the hell did you get home so late, and why do you stink of beer?"
"I'm sorry, me and the gang were out mashing a couple 24's"

by StarkSuaveSilverFox March 25, 2009

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