March 27 

National Appreciation Day for the Gay Babies of your friend group.

Smother and spoil your small gay friends on this day and shower them with your own gay love.

Or just say no homo or no hetero, either way, pop off sis-

Omg!!! It's March 27th!! Time to smother my gay little FuCkIn sHiTs- 💞💞💞

March 27 by The Smol Gay October 29, 2019

March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today

Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say

March 13 by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019

March 30 

National Get Swole Day. People born on this day have the tendency to get jacked as fuck.

Wow were you born on March 30th because you’re swole as fuck.

March 30 by bigboyseatright October 15, 2019

March 26th 

March 26th is that day of the year in which the most beautiful girls are born. Gorgeous, funny and kind, March 26th girls are one of the best out there, and they usually are admired for their amazing personalities, as well as because of their beautiful hair.

- That new girl at my class is so amazing in every way... I barely know about her but I might have a crush on her already.
- OMG, I know, right? I've heard she was born in March 26th. Makes sense to me!

March 26th by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019

March 12th 

When the sexiest humans were brought into this earth

“Bro shes so sexy man”
“I know her birthday is March 12th”

March 12th by Browne.sawse69 November 12, 2019

March 18 

You have to give your girlfriend hugs and KISSES!!!

March 18 is when u kiss and hug your girlfriend

March 18 by .yourmum March 17, 2021

march 28th 

fuck off.

some fuck: “hey dude it’s march 28th!”
me: “fuck off.”

march 28th by jrkwicienrbeusuvhshhwh October 16, 2019