fuzzy mud

When a male/female takes a shit on your pubic hairs and then proceeds to having sex with you

Man, last night I got the Fuzzy Mud. It was a kindve gross, but she was totally into it.

by Pedro Baller May 9, 2018

Mud Money

Money earned my sexually, dirty work.

You know me gotta spend my mud money on some new shoes.

by Rebel.jon May 10, 2018

mud cave

A butthole and/or asshole

I pounded her right in the mud cave.

by redrangerdanger May 13, 2016

mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

mud hiccy

When throwing a shotput covered in mud and you press it into your neck, it leaves a mark on your neck like a hiccy made of mud.

emoticon: ;)*

me: how far did you throw it?
friend: 60.87 metres, you?
me: 63.56 metres
friend: pahahahahaha u got a mud hiccy

we're amazing at shot ;')

by blahblah284 October 26, 2012

mud factor

Its is a scale - generally used for the measurement of the wetness and/or lumpiness farts - It is based on a simple 1 to 10 Scale
There is a direct correlation between mud factor and skid marks.

Jimmy was horrified when the small silent fart he tried to squeeze out while on the train hit mud factor 10.

by taranto September 26, 2013

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg July 29, 2012