Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Milk Brooch

The badge of honor affixed about the shoulder of a caring parent by a baby during burping. Like snowflakes, no 2 milk brooches are alike. These decorative regurgitation signatures are commonly gifted to the recipient prior to a special night out on the town. Some think that it is the baby's way of helping the parent look their very best just before departing. Sometimes a milk brooch can morph into a milk necklace, but we won't go there.

I was wearing an interesting milk brooch today on my favorite grey sweatshirt. It looked like an octopus swimming diagonally. I got several compliments on it.

by Ace B November 24, 2006

Dumpy Milk

A dumb name for a Kobold character who is obsessed with moss

Dumpy Milk is an artificer, whose purpose is to be useless and enjoy moss.

by Katsuya Esper February 19, 2022

Sliced Milk

Sliced milk is another way of phrasing cheese.

She made a sandwich containing sliced milk.

by Ur dead nan's anal cavity August 18, 2017

smoccy milk

The smocciest of milks, available only to those who have reached enlightenment and inted themselves to heights unreachable by those unsmocced

Bro 1: Hey bro got any smoccy milk?
Bro 2: Achieve it yourself man!
Bro 1: you know what, you're right

by Purefect April 4, 2022

Milk Bomb

A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.

milk bomb prank stink horrible

Milk Bomb

by JustThatOneRandomDude July 8, 2011

milk pails

A term used to describe a large, luscious set of breasts.

Look at those sweet milk pails! They're bouncing all over the dance floor!

by Jon S. Fan January 6, 2008