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Matthew is a sweet, caring guy. He likes to look presentable and often always looks good, they have amazing hair and are the best kissers. If you’re dating a Matthew you are truly lucky he might be a little distant but he just needs time to let you in, most Matthews come off to the world as players. This may be true but all they need is to have unconditional love so they know you won’t leave. If you’re dating a Matthew cherish them because you won’t find anyone better. Matthews also make the best soccer players
Wow Matthew has such cute hair

He’s so handsome and he isn’t even doing anything
by Goddess of the stars April 24, 2019
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Matthew really doesn't know when to leave a girl alone. He is so annoying.
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God of thiccnesss. Absolutely dummy ass thicc boi. Just absolutely pile of thiccness. Also hes gay
Damn matthew’s so thicc but gay. Boi what a shame
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Pudgy, often very short and tends to use a weird language. He loves to crawl and stab you with a fork. He has a strange addiction to friends and forts. His friends and everyone also thinks he is gay but won’t come out. Shugi needs to stop taking gay. Ex: My foot is going to go in your ass and come out your penis then I’m going to scratch the inside of your ball sack with my curly Guatemalan yellow toe nails shaped like a cats.
Matthew is coming for you.
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not epic and has a 2 inch pp
That matthew is pretty unepic.
by Epic Russian Boy 69, lad December 19, 2018
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Matthew is a great person he is so loving and caring and loyal protective and he never cheats he is the best boyfriend u could ever ask for I love him so much and he also has the best hair and the most gorgeous eyes and beautiful smile he is so tall and handsome he makes a lot of jokes that sometimes u don’t understand he is the most smartest person you will ever meet in ur life~ smart in his own way, he has a very unique style in clothes but some how make them work, he is very sexual but is also very good at it he has a very big dick😉 and he always has a way of making u smile when u don’t want to☺️
Matthew chest on her with me
Never I never cheat I am loyal
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A guy who is a big jerk. Everyone seems to think he’s a good guy, but he’s really a bully.
All the teachers think that Matthew is a good kid, but he insulted me so bad yesterday.
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