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Matthew

He's a very hard chap good at basketball likes hurling. He has a best friend called Adam and a really thick girlfriend.
Oh look there's Matthew he's well hard bruv
by Matthew🤤 October 31, 2019
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Matthew

Jesus, ender of all worlds, the almighty one.
"Matthew is poggers"
by Mann Dhar May 3, 2021
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Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.
A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.
by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022
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Matthew Gore

a very attractive sexy male. charming, smart and knows how to make a girl want him, he tends to get alot of females but sometimes treats them wrong because he is and always will be inlove with one and he always puts her before everything and anything.

he has beautiful eyes and a huge cock!
he is like fire in bed!
by bdhbwjknkwc June 19, 2011
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Matthew Lowe

The best man on earth. He is kind and respectful and will do anything to show his lover how much she means to him. He is exceptionally handsome. Tall with piercing dark eyes and the most beautiful hair. He has the touch of a god and knows how to please his woman. He never looses interest in the prize he seeks and is full of commitment. Every one loves him and it makes he girlfriend jealous. He is usually good at everything he does.
That guy is such a matthew lowe.

I wish my guy was a matthew lowe.
by ajackale September 5, 2011
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Matthew Turnbull

Q: Hey Matthew Turnbull how'd you get so rad?
A: I don't know, I guess I was just born this way.
by bigdealpickle April 29, 2011
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Doing A Matthew

To do something retarded, against all logic even though there is a much more logical way to do it
That guy is cleaning the floor with his white sock, he is Doing A Matthew
by NonstopPanda July 8, 2017
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