Lipstick Lesbian

A Lipstick Lesbian is a stereotype subset of lesbians. They are usually high fashion and wear make-up (something not generally associated with lesbians). Because they dress this way they will "appear straight", but are only interested in women.

She wore high heels, makeup and all the boys loved her, but they'd never know she was a Lipstick Lesbian and only interested in women.

by DCMurph February 18, 2009

Lesbian Sex

the hottest thing in the world

I put my hand in. She was soaking. I rubbed all around in between her legs when she said "stop". I did and was worried. She took her shorts off. I took off the covers and put my face in her pussy, thrusted my tongue in and out. She moaned and squirted into my mouth. I drank her sweet cum all up. I moved to her bulging clit. I sucked it so hard ; she orgasmed. The cum that dripped about of her was so warm, almost like milk. I kept sucking on her clit and she screamed. Her legs were shaking and her butthole was pulsing. Her clit was rock hard now. I slowed down n all I heard was her shuddered breaths as I kissed down her thighs. I climbed on her. She insisted that she eat me out. I could feel my wet under my butt before she even started. With the first touch of her tongue I moaned. She worked so delicately with her tongue and I had the most powerful orgasm ever. She moved to my hole. She used a combination of her tongue and fingers. My cum soaked her whole face and huge part of my sheets. "OH," I MOANED as she moved back to my huge clit. My next orgasm was huger , my whole back arched up into the air, my voice silenced with immense pleasure, and I saw my cum reach across the room, but mostly into her mouth. My butt got huge. She took advantage and stuck her fingers into my butt. I 💕 it. We 69d. It was so hard to suck a clit when you were being pleasured so intensely. In the end, we were both so hydrated. It was the best lesbian sex I've ever had.

by littylitlitlitlit May 9, 2018

lesbian juice

Lemon-lime Gatorade

Tom: did you see zoey drinking lesbian juice?
Jerry: what’s lesbian juice?
Tom: it’s another name for lemon-lime Gatorade.
Jerry: why is lemon-lime Gatorade called lesbian juice?
Tom: cause that’s what lesbians drink, duhhhh.

by Buttsweatlol March 30, 2021

common lesbian

A stereotypical lesbian that is very cliche and fits all the stereotypes. This term can be applied to men and women to describe their looks and their daily habit. It's basically a bit of banter between friends.

Guy1: ' Hey, what are you doing with your hair'
Guy2: 'Just being a common lesbian'
Guy1:'ok'

by Madcon February 27, 2016

Self lesbian

When a female is overly obsessed and/or attracted to themselves. This is damaging physically and mentally... they spend most of their time in their rooms either touching themselves or kissing themselves.

Kms is also an acronym for -Kissing myself

And

Kys is used as an insult towards a self lesbian also an acronym meaning -Kiss yourself

I would advise to never and I mean EVER say "kys" to a self lesbian or they will most likely go bat shit crazy on you.
Selbian (self lesbian) is an actual mental illness

Symptoms icclude but are not limited to--
•constant need to kiss self
•obsession with masturbation

•selfie obsession

•talking to self

•looking in mirror constantly

•complimenting of ones self

Selbians also tend to involuntary say "kms" constantly
If you or someone you know seems to have any of these symptoms then please, get them help right away. Or it can lead to other mental illnesses.

Thank you~~

Bria: Kms kms kms kms kms

Silver: stop kissing yourself and get into a real relationship... selbians are so disgusting.
Nikki: *sigh* that selbian again...

Silver and Nikki: kys kys FUCKIN SELBIAN

Voca: what's wrong with her???

Nikki: oh she's just a self lesbian...

by Howwy Skut|| TOASTER December 22, 2016

Lesbian Hoot

To be openly excited and proud to be a lesbian. Always talking about being a lesbian and/or openly promoting the lesbian lifestyle.

Ever since Anne Marie came out, she's been on this lesbian hoot!

by SaviChick March 26, 2011

Lesbian Lords

The gods (lords) of the lesbians. They grant all the single lesbians a wife one day, if said lesbian prays every night to them. The lesbian lords are all the queens of the lesbians as well. They are superior to the normal lesbian. To be put into the Lesbian Lords you must be a lesbian who is devoted to women.

“Ugh! I wanna girlfriend so badly!”
“Have you prayed to the lesbian lords?”
“No? What’s that?”
“If you pray to the lesbian lords, they’ll grant you a wifey!”

by itsamarething07 July 3, 2020