Stoner legs

When people smoke a lot of weed/cannabis/marijuana and smokers get a physical high and their legs feel really heavy. Often they want to get up realize they have stoner legs and just zone out sitting down for a bit.

John: "Why has Martin been sitting on the couch for 3 hours without getting up?"

Bob: "I reckon he's got a bad case of stoner legs, he keeps looking up at the ceiling.."

by MR321 March 24, 2012

Bread Leg

When you slap your legs with bread

Me:We got any bread boys?
Homies: Yeah, bread leg *All begin to slap their legs with bread*

by BigChedda420 May 8, 2019

asda legs

A female who automatically opens and closes her legs for men . They automatically open and close like the sliding doors at asda.

'She sleeps with that many men she's got asda legs'

by Funnygirl :') March 22, 2016

banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.

She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.

by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011

butter legs

A girls whose legs spread easy as butter.

Damn did you see that bitch get naked on cam? Ya man I bet shes a real butter legs.

by crackaaa March 17, 2010

leg-irons

Leg irons are chains locked to the ankles to prevent running while permitting walking. The hyphen in leg-irons is optional. Other names for leg irons are leg cuffs, shackles, ankle irons. "Leg cuff" is a new invention with its basis in "handcuff", though a more accurate analogy would call leg irons "footcuffs". "Shackle" is also a general term that applies to many U-shaped pieces of metal that have a pin or bolt across the opening.

Since the prisoner had run from policemen before, they restrained him in leg-irons as well as cuffing his hands behind his back.

Defendants may not appear in court in leg-irons where juries can see them unless the presiding judge finds it necessary.

In preparing a detainee for the humane restraint chair, the person will be in handcuffs and leg-irons when appropriate.

by Ted Shepherd February 9, 2012

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.

A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.

by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011