lay the donkey down

The act of rubbing your ass on an object, and then giving it to someone (preferably without their knowledge).

That trick stole my man, so I'm gonna sneak into her bedroom and lay the donkey down on her pillow .

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

moo ma lay

A way to tell someone to put something in their mouth. You have to be swinging low in order for this to work.

Moo ma lay, mmmkay??? up in hea!

by quimbymack February 4, 2009

Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009

lay some pie

To have sex with somebody

Bob: did you lay some pie last night?
Jason: mhm 😏
Bob: was it fun?
Jason: oh yeah 😏

by scandalous much March 24, 2022

Girl go lay

A word from youtuber iamzoie or gotdamnzo: To politely an attention seeker shut up the fuck up

Girl 1: Oh my gosh this dress looks so bad on me
Girl 2: No it doesn’t, you look stunning

Girl 1: No I dont, I look so ugly:(
Girl 2: Girl go lay💀

by nextK1d June 20, 2022

Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019