1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.
2. The beast who bore my husband.
3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
2. The beast who bore my husband.
3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
by Anra September 26, 2005
Get the mother in lawmug. A proof posted online that: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Trump approaches 1. So far it has not been unproven.
by LaVarTrump July 19, 2017
Get the Covfefe’s Lawmug. As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
by piperdown71 November 2, 2009
Get the Benton's Lawmug. A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
by hitemlow November 23, 2009
Get the Bigfoot's Lawmug. Zuckerberg's Law:“If you were the inventors of facebook, you would have invented Facebook”- Mark “Jesse Eisenberg” Zuckerberg
by Bilak1964 September 27, 2011
Get the Zuckerberg's Lawmug. Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.
Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!
by Dopaz August 13, 2010
Get the Mitchell's Lawmug. This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.
*During lunch*
Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.
John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.
John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
by IP3Cali April 29, 2010
Get the Nisbet's lawmug.