long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

long vacation

A long vacation means to die

The cat was ran over by a bus, and now he’ll be going on a long vacation

by D0ubl3G February 8, 2018

girl to be long

When a girl is down to have sex for a long period of time.

wow that girl to be long!

by iamgroooooot June 11, 2017

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023

Dirty Long

When you fuck someone and scream "live long and prosper " when you climax. Then afterwards watch godzilla.

Bro I pulled a dirty long last night with your trekkie mom

by The Electric monkey April 3, 2020

long throw

beyond scope or beyond one's bearing

Taking an expensive mortgage in the current economic situation seemed a long throw to Jeff and Dinna

by Conzwelo January 29, 2009