Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.
I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.
by Mr. Homophobia June 23, 2023
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Long Salami

A Italian man with a large penis sticking it inside a calzone
Man, Giuseppe surprised me with that long salami
by Belvis Parsley November 27, 2019
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Long Day

When something goes wrong, normally due to annoyance; Inspired From the song "6 day war" by Colonel Bagshot
by DaGdLking1 April 25, 2022
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Ethan Long

has the fattest ass
by user 54434 February 20, 2022
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The long 'Oh'

The long 'Oh' is usually used in order to emphasize offense in and caused by people you have never met. Often shouted loudly to cause extra discomfort.
Jim: You know the one thing bigger than my penis?

Joe: Your mom?

Random asshole: OOOOOOHHH!

Jim: That was funny until what's 'is face over there pulled 'The Long 'oh''
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long description

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A phenomenon called "long description" that happens when you type too many uppercase W's.
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Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo
“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”
by ImSpike March 01, 2021
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