London

A dick, fuckboy and a player. He cheats on every girlfriend he has. He doesn't respect woman. He has a lot of acne and anger issues. He is a bad kisser with a very small dick. He is bad at flirting and takes ugly selfies. If you're dating a guy who's name is London, dump him. He is a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be happy. He is very desperate and is not a good hugger.

"My boyfriend cheated on me!"
"Omg what a London!"

by pizzarhut April 07, 2019

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A pigeon infested hellscape where people think you are posh, drink tea and eat crumpets all day with your pinky sticking out like the fucking queen when in reality it’s just as fucked up as any other place you could think of. Probably worse. Too much fucking rain and pigeon shit everywhere. We are all just stupid fucking tiktokers who go to rubbish high schools and act like chavs all fucking day long. Just because we live in the same city as the queen, doesn’t mean we are all posh. We block tubes and bridges for climate change protests and pollution. We complain about the weather weather it’s hot or cold or raining or snowing or cloudy or pigeons are falling from the sky. It doesn’t matter. WE ARE NOT POSH.

American friend: “oh my gawd you live in London! Have you met the queen? What do crumpets and tea taste like? You’re so posh!

London chav：“I have no fucking clue.”

by nugget.hates.life November 09, 2019

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London is a very strong 💪🏾 girl and is a very positive person if u have a problem with her jus let her know so she can cut you off she is also a very beautiful Girl with the best fashion she wakes up ready to get dress even on a day she not going no where even if her hair not done she still slayed 💋she is that girl and she is the besties 👯 ♀️ friend u can can

London is a bad bitch with good fashion

by Candy lovee November 19, 2023

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