lady logging

The art of placing a turd on a woman's breast during a sexually charged situation

My wife just discovered lady logging. I've never known a smelly situation to feel so right.

by Karsi007 November 26, 2016

log packin

When packing a bowl of weed, you grind up a medium-sized bowl and also include a few larger chunks of bud, which act as "logs" or coals within the bowl to help it burn longer.

Lately my ground-up weed has been burning too quickly, so I started log packin them.

by Lukasdukas11 October 22, 2015

london logging

Big London shit

“Oh boy I just did a classic London logging”

by London_logger May 22, 2019

Dog Log

Simply put, that rock hard, shudder-inducing turd that slides out of your dog’s anus that you KNOW you have to pick up. It’s that stiff turd that reveals how constipated your dog really is and how you should probably be feeding him name-brand kibble.

“My puppy dropped a massive dog log today. Let’s just say I left it out to dry...”

by driftyshmifty November 16, 2018

Floppy log

A manitobin term for an unerect penis usually referred to one's own

Hey churt last night I tried to bang my girlfriend but I couldn't because I had a major case of floppy log

by Rock enjoyer March 30, 2022

hot logging

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.

Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

by cortez_da_killerccojkjdsjsdjds April 23, 2018

log theory

A scientific study involving salesmen and the subsequent effects attributed to the act of defecation. The Log Theory inferred that the probability of a successful close would be heightened as a result of an antecedent bowl movement. It has since been accepted as scientific fact.

Log Theory case study: On more than one occasion we observed Roman's return from the restroom to result in the immediate close of a deal on his next call dialed.

by wordsmithphd June 7, 2017