Log Hoser

Someone that pees on poo poo

The water was turned off but Drew still took a dump and Patrick didn't want to be a Log Hoser so he peed outside.

by Coin Comedy July 28, 2011

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

logging in to the cloud

The act of getting stoned. Smoking pot or marijuana.
If you smoke alone it is logging in to the ICloud (or if you love Mac computers).

After "logging in to the cloud" last night, everybody got stoned big time.

by RisenAgain November 3, 2011

hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 6, 2023

bob for logs

while having sex in toilet stall person bent over taking it from behind and the hands slip off toilet and face plunges into toilet water..bobbing for logs

scott met a girl at the bar they went into the bathroom for a quickie and ended up having her bob for logs in the process

by Gnu782 September 24, 2023

log soggin

When you sit on the toilet for too long after you poop, causing your log to sog in the toilet bowl.

Person_1: *Knocks on bathroom door* Hey you almost done in there?
Pooping_Person: Give me a minute.
Person_1: Come on man, quit log soggin!

by jamseycramsalotinhisass April 7, 2020