Vietnamese Go-Kart 

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

Vietnamese Go-Kart by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

Full Mario kart by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

get mario karted 

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

get mario karted by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

Welcome to Mario Kart 

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

Welcome to Mario Kart by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021

Alaskan go-kart 

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

Alaskan go-kart by Sinthie March 3, 2024

Getting Mario Karted 

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

Getting Mario Karted by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway 

Hell on Earth: The Video Game.

Person 1: Ever played Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway on GBA?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game ever released.

Shrek Swamp Kart Speedway by CrazyCockatoo2003 May 17, 2025