kiddo

Something the pedo teacher calls you during school.

Obvious Pedo: hey kiddo want to come to my house for a "study session"
Student: no thanks!
Obvious Pedo: ok

by GoldblitzX January 13, 2021

kida getting childe

kida will 100% get childe! now pls stop ignoring me!

"yup! kida getting childe is very much gonna happen!! mhm!!!!"

by catboy._.ranpo April 9, 2021

kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.

kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?

by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022

Just Kidds

Another word for just kidding.

Suephlegmy, you're a fugly pig. Just kidds. :)

by sweatygymsocksinyourface January 17, 2009

kiddoxmac999

the gamer tag that belongs to the who is unstoppable on ncaa 09. the team that he murders you with are the mizzou tigers and texas tech red raiders.he is far from a nerd. he is pussaliath's god

man i'm about to play kiddoxmac999.

dude just quit now! he doesn't lose at all and he'll get fellatio from your girlfriend.

by one of his female subjects March 30, 2009

kiddy catcher

A guy usually about 6foot with short/medium black greasy hair.
makes young girls and children do things they don't understand.
has many catch phrases "do you want to see my labrador puppies"
"would you like some sweeties little boy"
"suck that lollipop or the nasty men will hurt you"

usually drives a volvo

"Ben's cock was tickeld by the kiddy catcher, he asked ben if he would like some sweets, he made ben do things he didnt understand. ben has a cock nose"

by hallyconetoothree May 2, 2008

fxp-kiddie

1.) Someone with no penis, that the only way they get pleasure is by fxping something and winning a race since they can never ever pleasure a girl.

1.)
person 1:
OMG, i just fxped that new release, im so cool
person2:
No your not, your just a nerd with no penis.

by fxpislame October 2, 2003