Joseph Keegan

A cutie patootie who is often found engaged in concerning activities with dogs, particularly ones with impaired hearing.

Simon: why is that guy touching a deaf dog

Jason: it's normal, he's a Joseph Keegan

by OpenNet misses August 17, 2024

Powder Kegging

When you put a pixie stick down your urethra and push it down with a sounding rod. Then take rough back shots until the powder shoots out.

Ayo Javier and I tried Powder Kegging last night and we ruined our bedsheets.

by Lukewarm_Oatmeal July 28, 2025

bird keeping age

like beekeeping age except for the people who have birds

that fine man is def bird keeping age

by billy tyler tyler billy August 5, 2025

A Keegan

A queer person who is very controlling, demanding that doesn’t know much about life

You’re being suck a Keegan

by Burgermaster1235935 September 27, 2025

Hate Keeping

the activity of controlling access to something purely because you hate whoever asked you, not because you don’t want to share with others.

I asked Jude what restaurant he was at and he wouldn’t tell me, bros literally hate keeping.

by HotL3sbianS3x January 19, 2026

Hate Keeping

the activity of controlling access to something purely because you hate whoever asked you, not because you don't want to share with others.

I asked Jude what restaurant he was at and he wouldn't tell me, bros literally hate keeping.

by HotL3sbianS3x January 19, 2026

riley and keegan

The perfect couple they are absolutely GOALS. Riley is a gorgeous, kind, outgoing, smart, and I little awkward at times. She is loved by many but the only man who catches her eye is keegan. Keegan is the most sexy, nice, funny, caring, and loyal guy around. And I very lucky to have Riley by his side. They stick together through the ups and downs and would never do anything to hurt each other. They once started as best friends and then feel for each other's personalities. And now are the best couple ever!!

I wish I was in a relationship like Riley and Keegan.

by Puppy love2017 April 18, 2018