July 1

The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.

CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 01, 2022

Julie fast

1. When a task is completed so fast it's almost unbelievable.
2. To complete an action at the speed of Julie.

(for reference: the "speed of Julie" has been measured at a rate faster than lightspeed)

Wow! That was Julie fast!

by RiversideTI November 04, 2023

FFFFFFourth of July

Find them.
Feel them.
French them.
Finger them.
Fuck them.
Forget them.

A certain Supreme Court nominee's favorite method of sexual assault.
See also: Devil's Triangle

Steve: Are you going to the FFFFFFourth of July?

Bill: No, and I'm calling the police before you're able to rape anyone, asshole.

by has_hillary_been_indicted_yet September 24, 2018

July 20th

A day where the most amazing girl ever was born she is smart, funny, and amazing at everything she does. She is a great athlete and she is sexy as HELL. She does cheerleading and she can sing. She is little but CRAZY. everyone wants to be friends with a girl born on this day. (If a guy is born on this day he is average)

“That girl is mighty fine”
“Duh bruh she was born on July 20th”

by Sexysassysucker October 16, 2019

july 31

People born on this day are amazing people who care about others feelings. They are super funny.

People born july 31 are awesome.

by bigblackmangos November 23, 2021

July 19th

It means your one of the baddest bitches out there, You are so hot all the guys want you your body Is literally so gorgeous

the popular kid: Aye bro look Its Talia I like her she Just hot and pretty
His friend: Yea dude your right go talk to her

Popular boy: i bet shes born on july 19th or july

by Billie eillish June 11, 2021

July Fools

You didn't pull prank at April fools so now you're trying to pull a prank now because of your lack of planning.

Ex:
Some Dude:July fools i got you.
Another Dude:You only did that because you didn't do in April
Some Dude:yea

by RandomAndWeirder July 18, 2018