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Shoving a tooth brush up your ass while fingering your self
the jude is shoving a tooth brush up your ass while fingering your self
by Jason Ravera January 1, 2010
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Jude

1. German, singular for Jew
2. English, a unisex first name.

Notable record of the name Jude are:
The last work of Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure. The book was made into a 1996 movie staring Christopher Eccleston and Kate Winslet.

Jude Law, an actor from England.

Julian Lennon was nicknamed Jude by Sir Paul McCartney when the name Jules became too hard to sing in the hit song Hey Jude. Before, Julian's nickname had only ever been Jules.

Jude is a rare name. It is estimated that only 4900 males with the first name Jude live in the USA, while only 1225 females have the first name Jude.
"Did you know that Sir Paul McCartney changed the lyrics to Hey Jude? It used to be Hey Jules"

"In nazi Germany, Jews were required to wear a yellow star with the word "Jude" on it to display that they were Jewish. Jude is German for Jew."

Dumbass: "Heeeeey Jude! HAHA I bet you've never heard that one before!"
Me: "eat shit, asshole"
by Jude A April 6, 2008
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jacket judgement

The task of deciding whether or not one should wear a jacket on a given day. Good jacket judgement requires understanding of the humidex.
My jacket judgement is way off; this is a hoodie AND hat day.
by Maitreya06 October 14, 2007
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Dirty Jude

A notorious pedo nonce who is stuck to his coach all day with nothing better to do.
He also seduces kids by fixing their toilets for free.
Wow I almost got caught out by dirty jude yesterday
by Big Karol baskin April 17, 2020
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gears of war judgement

Gears of war judgement is a sequil to gears of war 3. Multyplayer is badass,the story is epic,the. Graphics are butiful and nothing more can be said. I'm not doing this game any favors talking about it. You just have to play it your self.

Cod player: OMFG Gow IS SO GAY! Cod is so better!

Me: In god you can chansaw people shoot gondolas and play as an locust that can dig under ground and rip you to shreads. BITCH!
by hardebetter1 November 9, 2013
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judgeware

When a piece of software or hardware becomes locked, inaccessible, or destroyed due to no fault of your own.

Based on the case of Rocky Mountain Bank vs. Google, and the decision made by the presiding judge.
Friend: "Dude, what happened to your Gmail? I couldn't send you today's lecture notes."

Me: "Some idiot sent me something they weren't suppose to, and it's judgeware now."
by retpro-> September 30, 2009
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judgestastic

Being judgemental on such a high level, that calling it judgemental just doesn't cut it, but with a positive spin
He's just so judgemental, he's judgestastic!
by CtrlAltZero November 14, 2009
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