A guy who is very retarded, threatened to shoot down the school trying to frame someone else. Got deported for 2 weeks, was beat up by his parents and big brother who raped him very hard he couldn't sit down for days. Says he dated a girl who was actually a guy. Always says he is dating girls which are probably all dudes. Says he owned black ops 6, but said he didn't cz someone almost told his brother who would have beat him Likes to vape. Got called by security during class when trying to hide a vape who's was a girl's. Dropping the vape in front of security guard while trying to hide it. Dumbass saved himself by allowing a search. Everyone bullied his bitch ass.
by eddie_is_dumb69 December 10, 2024
Get the Eddie, Speddie, Niggie, Eddie Juan Gaylord II mug.Juan is an introverted boy but he's cool. He's smart, kind, personable, and he's also a great friend. His aura is strong but positive. You can be next to him without saying a single word, but strangely you will feel comfortable and calm. Juan is a beautiful boy, inside and out. We all deserve a Juan in our lives.
Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!
by absmt November 21, 2021
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by turtle_my_urtle April 6, 2019
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Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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Get the Juan mug.Juan is a toe loving weirdo. He comes off as gay even though he might not be. He’s extremely stubborn and can be rude from time to time. And he’s very serious about his time so don’t waste it.
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