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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Jolly Joel

people of this origin are known to be jolly and full of delight they tend to do miraculous things to the people they surround themselves with. They tend to bring great joy everywhere they go
That man with the converse's on is a Jolly Joel he makes everyone happy when they are in his presence
by Dapplezor April 16, 2024
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joel kenny

joeleth Kennieth
morning squire
morning Joeleth Kennieth

JOEL KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019
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Joel Birch Complex

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025
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joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair
wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like
by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023
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Joel

pussy slayer(cat fucker)
more obsessed with cats then the Egyptians
Where did my cat go?
fuck, must be Joel, hes at it again!
by Fat Milf April 5, 2022
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joel ybara

a fag who loves the dick up the butt he. He hates woman cause he loves penis my niggas.
Man joel ybara is a fagot.
by Mr. Thiccy May 13, 2018
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