Jordan

a baby that is born out of the butthole

A:That baby stinks!
B:must be a jordan

Nurse:We found the baby in the toilet
Doctor:must be a jordon

by newfie October 23, 2006

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Jordan

A Jordan is a name of a person usually a male but can be a female's name. The male Jordon is mostly known for their ignorance and a profound lack of mental quickness, Jordans tend to engage in multiple relationships with emotionally and mentally unstable women who are usually taken. Jordans will cheat on their partners with taken women on the internet, show their tiny dicks to any women that will give them the time of day.

"Girl 1: He said I was his drug and he was addicted to me"
"Girl 2 : He uses corny sayings to get women he's a total Jordan"

by Randybobany January 30, 2017

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jordan jereb

A creep. An Extremist nut, One man Klan Jereb, Tallahassee's most notorious racist. Gets on the news for his hate speech regularly. Runs around apalachee parkway waving weird bizarro Republic Of Florida flags wearing tactical gear and helmet threatening people. Tried to instigate fights outside waffle house and got arrested for trying to extort rick Scott's staffers. Teaches people to blame all their problems on Jews.

Oh shit its Jordan Jereb

by Bigboi68 June 7, 2017

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