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Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.
I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!
by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018
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jewish lies

-Lies beyond lies -
Tales that go far beyond anywhere near the truth
Friend: “I go to the doctor everyday

Me: “Jewish lies”
by Lil class at May 26, 2018
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Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 30, 2020
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Jewish Hammer

The Jewish Hammer is the pasty, white penis that will pound your girl 2 minutes at a time. Stealing your girl with longevity in the bones and the hair.
The Jewish Hammer is a beast, but I am not into that.
by Pegasus300 November 10, 2020
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Jewish Doorbell

When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"

Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
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jewish driveby

when someone drags their ass along your entire body as if they were a dog dragging their butt along the ground.
dang she shit me with a Jewish driveby after sex bro it was awsome
by Garry mf winthorp August 21, 2020
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