Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

When your working outside and you gotta take a huge shit, but there is no bathroom in site. So you drop your pants, lean up against the nearest house and make it rain. When you are finished you find a garden hose and wash it off.

Hey Patrick, where you been? I had to take a massive dump and was running around trying to find a bathroom..I couldn't hold it any longer so I had to pull an Old Man Jerry (OMJ)

by Rosh507 December 14, 2014

ben and jerry ice cream

A very tasty brand of ice cream.

Do not be confused by all the imitators:

1)hagen dazs

Ben and Jerry ice cream has been around since the seventies
and some flavors include cherry garcia, vanilla, chunky monkey and many more.........Ben and Jerry Ice cream has just started creating organic flavors for all you tree-huggers out there....or for anyone who wants to stay healthy.

guy 1: let's go get some ice cream
guy 2: where are we?
guy 1: vermont
guy 2: then let's get some ben and jerry ice cream'
guy 1: okay, but you're paying, because you still owe me ten bucks
guy 2: you asshole
guy 1: just pay you son of a bitch
guy 2: what ever.....

by candycanes384 June 11, 2008

ben and jerry’s ass blaster

A condom filled with frozen ice cream.

Oh boy, yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Ben and Jerry’s ass blaster. It felt so good.

by Tarrarę March 16, 2021

Jerry Garry Barry Larry

A weirdo that no one actually likes once you get to know him. He seems sweet but don't let that fool you. He's pretty weird and doesn't do much. ( Referenced from NBC's "Parks and Recreation")

Ugh. Stop being such a Jerry Garry Barry Larry.

by I C E D Tea January 8, 2019

Just got Jerry Springer.

When a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. Ultimately ending in a break up.

Me and my girlfriends relationship just got Jerry Springer. She's pregnant with her X husband. There divorce was final three months ago. Had to break up. They got back together. Her x was my good friend.bill

by maddogbill June 11, 2013

Tom and Jerry

A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.

I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.

by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010

Jerry the Granola Berry King

A dude named Jerry is obsessed with granola berry bars.

Hey Jerry. What are you eating?
Oh, I'm eating this tasty granola berry bar. It's my 9th one today!
You fucking Jerry the Granola Berry King.

by gloglishmish March 9, 2021