A amazing beautiful girl ,who is very innocent. And is so loving and you don’t want to hurt her because you would feel like a bitch because you just hurt the best person ever.
I love how amazing jasper is
by Hi my dude January 22, 2019
Get the Jasper mug.A really hot lad. Very athletic and funny. He will lie if he has to, and never judge you. Perfection! There’s a Jasper in my class and he’s dang good at everything! So smart! 💗💗💗
Girl 1: Jasper likes me!!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
Girl 2: Yeah right, Shelly!
Girl 3: Who do you think you are?
Girl 1: There he comes!!
Girl 2 and 3: Jaws drop.
Jasper: Hey Shelly! Let’s talk at lunch!
Girl 2: I’m so sorry, master!
Girl 3: Forgive me, my lord!
by ShellyThyGrandAbbotJindao September 3, 2019
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by Blehhhhh:) October 8, 2020
Get the Jamier mug.I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
Get the hammer jammered mug.noun. Cock Jumper:
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
A girl so desperately sluty that she will try to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or already passed out; undressing him and literally jumping on his cock.
verb. To Cock Jump:
When a girl of questionable morals attempts to have sex with a guy who is too drunk or unconscious.
"Yo, that Melissa girl is a total cock jumper, she took my boxers off and tried to do me"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
"Be careful with her, she'll wait till you're passed out and will cock jump you!"
by BinyB April 14, 2010
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Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
Monkey Jumper- a person or person's who insist on acting like a fucking idiot despite anyone elses efforts to stop them acting like an idiot.
Alternative Words: Fuckwit
by Spactara May 22, 2011
Get the Monkey Jumper mug.A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
by BigBoy711 December 12, 2015
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