To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
Get the Base Jumpmug. In a jiffy, like a quickie
Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.
Another example:
Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump
Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.
Another example:
Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump
Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!
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Follow @HomeboyRus on the www.Battle.me app rap battle app
by Homeboy Entertainment October 16, 2017
Get the off the jumpmug. by Happybird432 February 9, 2015
Get the jump someonemug. A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.
person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
by jumping tree October 27, 2007
Get the jumping treemug. when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
by jebediah trotter 23 August 3, 2007
Get the stork jumpingmug. the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault
feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
by OHHKEVING! November 22, 2010
Get the jumped vaginamug. This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.
This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!
This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!
Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"
----OR----
Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"
----OR----
Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"
by Sunshine... May 31, 2004
Get the jumping busmug.