Jon Bon Jovi

The Liam Neeson of Rock.

Jon Bon Jovi is to awesome to die (even though he's from Jersey)

by Spartanite the 67th August 6, 2012

Nice Guy Jon

A guy who is nice

He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon

by chiefkeefied October 31, 2020

Jon

Someone that typically gets carried in warzone

Man, this random in our team is such a Jon

by Dth562 September 13, 2020

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

sloppy jon

A co worker who lies all of the time and is late a lot as well as sometimes sleeping through his alarm. Sloppy Jons have great humor and are sometimes awkward.

Oh man, he is such a sloppy jon. Such bad news.

by trollishcoworker May 17, 2015

jon job

Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.

That guy I was falling for has a girlfriend. What a Jon job.

by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013

jon-jon

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hey jon-jon lets go to the gaybar to bash on some queers

by silicone jon-jon ducky May 10, 2019