Ex. AWESOMENESS
Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
by MAR-Matthew September 05, 2008
When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
Person 1: "yo you seen jessica fernihoughs wrists"
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares
by I like meth 69 420 November 25, 2019
Amazinggg Jessica Crosby
by Stickyyyyyy November 24, 2010
a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
person 1: jessica simpson is dumb, but nick lachey is a smart man for leaving her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
by blah blah blahhhhhhhhh March 18, 2007
Jessica Kennedy is a Dip shit
by Oliver and lachlan November 09, 2018