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Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !
"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.
by Emzz August 29, 2025
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Jawed

A YouTuber who is significant for being the first. One of the creators of YouTube. Has been hacked before.
Yoo did you know Jawed made the first ever YouTube video? It’s called me at the zoo
by Drezeiz February 26, 2025
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fuzzy jaws

the scariest puss you ever did see and gives you rashes on the stalk of your penis
my girlfriend's fuzzy jaws swallowed my dick whole!
by Lance-a-lot May 18, 2007
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jaw poppin'

Im tired of Molly and all of her jaw poppin'
by jaw poppin' princess October 25, 2009
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cotton jaw

A condition in which one suffers from extreme dry mouth
got anything to drink? I got the cotton jaw
by Weedteacher December 5, 2017
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uber jaw

A massive jaw capable of catching your own tears. Also good for excavation, jaws of life, feeding birds, bird bath, catch fish, multi-purpose use.
Oh Jorge, you sure do have an uber jaw.
That man has such a uber jaw he could have his own bird bath in there.
by CIST July 11, 2007
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Jaw-knobbing

When one fill their mouth jizz, rests the testicle on their chin or throat, and then opens and closes the jaw bouncing the testicles up and down.
I got lock jaw last saturday from too much jaw-knobbing
by #jizzyjay May 24, 2024
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