He said this awesome math joke, it was something thing like, "what did the 3 say when walking into a bar? 'I'm going to be here forever...'"
by high scholar January 4, 2022
Get the Math Jokemug. A joke that combines typical joke genres.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.
E.g.
Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
by The_ALCH September 28, 2023
Get the Combination Jokemug. A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.
by Nihils June 14, 2020
Get the Quantum Jokemug. A joke that only two or more people will understand. It's meant to stay within the group, hence the name "inside joke." Inside jokes are usually made out of random situations and come about on accident. Friends could have entire conversations about just one inside joke. These kinds of jokes are also so much fun to joke about! Inside jokes really bring you and your friends closer together and let you be more comfortable with them and other people
(the example below is actually based off of something that actually happened in Spanish class with me and my friend)
Spanish teacher: Alright class, turn to page 136 in your textbooks. These are verbs with irregular yo forms. Repeat after me. "Hago"
Class: "Hago"
Spanish teacher: "Salgo"
Class: "Slago"
Spanish teacher: "Traigo"
Class: "Traigo"
Spanish teacher: "Pongo"
Class: "Pongo"
Me: (Smiles and tries to hold back laughs as I look across the room at my friend who is also smiling)
Friend: (Mouths this) Pongo the penguin
Me: (Starts to giggle)
Person sitting next to me: What's so funny?
Me: It's an inside joke! Sorry lol
Person sitting next to me: Ok then...
Spanish teacher: Alright class, turn to page 136 in your textbooks. These are verbs with irregular yo forms. Repeat after me. "Hago"
Class: "Hago"
Spanish teacher: "Salgo"
Class: "Slago"
Spanish teacher: "Traigo"
Class: "Traigo"
Spanish teacher: "Pongo"
Class: "Pongo"
Me: (Smiles and tries to hold back laughs as I look across the room at my friend who is also smiling)
Friend: (Mouths this) Pongo the penguin
Me: (Starts to giggle)
Person sitting next to me: What's so funny?
Me: It's an inside joke! Sorry lol
Person sitting next to me: Ok then...
by FruitFloatingThreateningly June 2, 2018
Get the inside jokemug. Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*
Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014
Get the Premium jokemug. One who determines whether a other person's joke is a joke depending on how offensive the joke is. This is similar to a Schrodinger’s douchebag—one who determines if the joke they made is a joke or not based on the reaction of other; however, the main difference between Joke Police and Schrodinger’s douchebag stems from who is determining if the joke is a joke and the factors of what makes the joke a joke.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Members of the Joke Police Force tend to forget that no topics are excluded under the definition of satire, thus anything can be made into a joke. Even if nothing is excluded from satire, Joke Police still undergo recusatio satyra.
People within the Joke Police Force tend to make whatever cause the were fighting for by refusing the joke look worse than they really are, thus undermining the effect of any attempt to solve whatever they were fighting for. Sometimes this begs the question: "Why are the joke police targeting jokes rather than the actual issues they're fighting for?" To this day, this question has yet to be answered.
The Joke Police can be easily found on various social medias, notably Twitter and past Tumblr.
Person A: "What happens when person walks into a wall?"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
Person B: "What?"
A: "Their nose breaks!"
B: *laughs
Person C: "You can't say that! That's offensive to person"
A: "It's a joke."
C: "That's not a joke!"
A: "Ok, Joke Police"
by YesIAmPissedOff August 10, 2022
Get the Joke Policemug. The worst Studio C joke as proclaimed by Jeremy Warner. What happened was when the cast was bouncing ideas off each other, someone brought up a joke about centrifuge that everyone thought was bad except for Matt Meese, who loved it. The joke made it into the final cut of “The Original Gold Digger.”
The Centrifuge Joke:
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
“I just have to change the atomic structure of the straw through nuclear fusion! Just lemme get my centrifuge!”
-Matt Meese
by Quincy McKenzie July 10, 2020
Get the The Centrifuge Jokemug.