Investicles

nounBelonging to one whose testicles become invested in a woman. This usually means he will be hard to reach as his time is now taken by his girlfriend, and he wishes to protect his investment. He will ignore his friends, lie about what he his doing, where he's at, be less willing to take risk. Putting all the eggs in one basket.

He hasn't answered his phone since they started dating.

He's got investicles man, he's working to get that pussy.

by Atom Ekwillz Adam May 8, 2013

Investigative Journalism

Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.

John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?

by gLiTcH(); January 5, 2021

investibation

Investibation is when you put alot of time and effort into masturbating.

I had a lot of time on my hands yesterday, so I began an investibation.

by sullenfrag February 27, 2013

rabbids invasion

A show based on Rabbids go Home. Show with cute little Rabbids. When the Rabbids dress up they act like whatever they are dressed up as.

Have you seen the show Rabbids Invasion!? It’s so good!

by sassydiva134 April 3, 2022

Invision

when you invision something.

"Invision, Dont you mean vision?......NO! invision.....when you invision something....dont you?"

by nikola newport October 10, 2011

invisible hand

a hand that is invisible

wanking is now impossible because i have an invisible hand

by potatoboy June 8, 2004

Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public

"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation

by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011