Tower of Self-Centeredness

When someone is being extremely egoistic, they think/speak/act from their tower of self-centeredness
Sam: If I cannot get it, I don't know how anyone can get it.
John: Ok Sam, let me know when you get down from your tower of self-centeredness

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His tower of self-centeredness is so high that he looks at other people as ants
by selfcenteredguy July 29, 2010
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Leaning Tower of Poopsa

A turd so long it touches the bottom of the bowl before leaving one's asshole, causing the turd to lean and get poop on your balls.
The toilets in this foreign hotel are so shallow, I took a leaning tower of poopsa.
by sidewinder717 November 11, 2013
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Jumbles My Tower

When someone or something is really frustrating and/or distressing you, it means that your tower is being, or as been, jumbled.

Similar to Rustle My Jimmies
That asshole at work really jumbles my tower

I'm getting so fucking jumbled right now

You're really jumbling my tower

My jimmies are jumbled
by analprolapser3600 February 21, 2018
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JToH's Joke Towers

Remember when I said the Numberblocks Community was hell? If you managed to survive that, there's no way in hell your sanity will remain intact within THIS. I can't even go on and explain what stupidity lies here. Also usually abbreviated as JJT.
The devil decided the Numberblocks Community wasn't enough for me, so they sent me to JToH's Joke Towers!
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Leaning Tower of Pat

It is similar to the Eiffel Tower position except one male participant has a broken leg and can’t stand so it is forced to be leaned over.
Got invited to a 3-way for an Eiffel Tower last night but with my broken leg we had to do the Leaning Tower of Pat instead. Great alternative!
by Pseudofritz September 23, 2020
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swinging eiffel tower

an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
all the little kids on the playground pointed at the swinging eiffel tower
by D-sizzler November 05, 2006
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Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon
Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower
by 12deda November 17, 2016
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