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Tre 1 inch

An idiot that think he is cool because he is the man, the myth, the moron, Tre 1 inch. But in reality he is more of an idiot that does dumb stuff.
Look how dumb Tre 1 inch is being!
by idiotandnomore June 29, 2022
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.
Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!
by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024
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Kreifels inch

A 1 inch limp penis that needs chubbed up before u show it off but when aroused its impressive to most
My cousin harry showed off the Kreifels inch pre chub and regretted it dearly
by Hostile takeover October 10, 2015
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My 2 inch defeater

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit
by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025
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10 inch pinch

by The DICKshonery January 3, 2017
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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