what have I summoned

What an NSFW artist asks themself after finishing a huge artwork. Is also what Cyriak what should ask himself when finishing an animation.

NSFW Artist: I've finished it; the most erotic A Dance of Fire and Ice artwork ever made in existance!

Also NSFW Artist: what have I summoned

by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn May 13, 2024

I have to wake up early

When you are with your buddies and someone responses “I have to wake up early” to the question “you want another beer?” They are being a little bitch

Hey Chima want another beer?

Nah I have to wake up early tomorrow.

Stop being a little bitch man.

by 0007DM November 25, 2021

nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you

person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu

by myeongli December 5, 2021

when i join plane crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on

"The joyous declaration of a newbie in Plane Crazy, proudly showcasing their latest in-game gadgetry, albeit with a charming disregard for grammatical conventions"
-Someone in Plane Crazy Community

Every time a new player zooms past me without firing a single shot, I'm reminded of the classic 'When I join Plane Crazy is look I have shredders but I did not turned it on' moment."

by YeetTheAn3On March 23, 2024

I have to turn up my headphones at full volume

What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet

by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

I have to see a man about a sandwich

A phrase often muttered when Subway or fast food burger joints become the better alternative for a previously planned meal.

After contemplating his hot buttered bugar hamster sandwich glued together and spray painted black, the guy threw it away saying "I have to see a man about a sandwich".

by Hugh Jasphart June 23, 2022